








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 500 | 32% |
| Smokes | 234 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 336 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 471 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,648 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max533 | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | GamingShades | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | FAZE 0-3 RIO MAJOR | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | jnszki | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | Juice | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jnszki | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | Juice | 31% | 13 |
| #6 | 19Sasha | 30% | 10 |
| #7 | TheProGamer050 | 29% | 7 |
| #8 | Shades | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FAZE 0-3 RIO MAJOR | 20 | 0.0378 |
| #2 | Max533 | 9 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Shades | 9 | 0.0299 |
| #4 | 19Sasha | 5 | 0.0244 |
| #5 | Juice | 3 | 0.0147 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max533 | 117 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | FAZE 0-3 RIO MAJOR | 39 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Shades | 33 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Juice | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | jnszki | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamingShades | +4.24 | 83 | 26 |
| #2 | Shades | +3.09 | 85 | 12 |
| #3 | Max533 | +2.66 | 87 | 67 |
| #4 | FAZE 0-3 RIO MAJOR | +2.43 | 68 | 22 |
| #5 | Juice | +2.16 | 75 | 25 |





