








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1211 | 23% |
| Smokes | 687 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1915 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1566 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,401 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | KALOPTERI | 45% | 82 |
| #8 | He ho goons | 45% | 151 |
| #9 | SutsiSatsi | 43% | 28 |
| #10 | Peks1 | 39% | 69 |
| #11 | Risto Saarinen | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _wiikz_ | 179 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | KALOPTERI | 158 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | friendlyMK | 153 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | Anka_Ankka | 139 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | He ho goons | 126 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | He ho goons | +2.22 | 37 | 37 |
| #2 | KALOPTERI | +2.09 | 50 | 47 |
| #3 | friendlyMK | +1.78 | 41 | 59 |
| #4 | Peks1 | +0.95 | 42 | 71 |
| #5 | Anka_Ankka | +0.94 | 36 | 30 |





