








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5499 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4609 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4862 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3627 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $601,916 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuomo | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | [fll.fi] Horst Christian Simco | 60% | 111 |
| #3 | Vesti | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Pumpernikkeli | 58% | 85 |
| #5 | Silakka105 | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pabloescort1 | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | juustohoyla | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | janneks | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | toimiski | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Silakka105 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [fll.fi] Horst Christian Simco | 419 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | Pabloescort1 | 121 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | toimiski | 115 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pumpernikkeli | 99 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Silakka105 | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toimiski | +4.21 | 57 | 78 |
| #2 | Vesti | +3.01 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Stephen H. Awping | +2.69 | 69 | 80 |
| #4 | [fll.fi] Horst Christian Simco | +1.00 | 54 | 70 |
| #5 | tuomo | +0.89 | 42 | 71 |





