








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7966 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6881 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5602 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5092 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,567,030 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylor | 59% | 236 |
| #2 | panya♥ | 53% | 348 |
| #3 | juice♥ | 52% | 86 |
| #4 | Lucy (^///^) | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | knight | 49% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panya♥ | 29 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | gobby♥ | 27 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | taylor | 26 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | knight | 12 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | juice♥ | 10 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panya♥ | 787 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | taylor | 458 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | gobby♥ | 418 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | knight | 238 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | gerxxi | 191 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylor | +4.57 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | panya♥ | +3.16 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | knight | +2.92 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | chich | +1.61 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | juice♥ | -1.64 | 64 | 45 |





