








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1089 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Faceit | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6252 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7685 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5831 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5370 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,737,424 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1473 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pdr | +4.14 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | yoru | +2.18 | 90 | 53 |
| #3 | ✪ Pépe | +1.72 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | CELLO | +0.53 | 60 | 73 |
| #5 | BRZCAS dNz- | +0.27 | 68 | 72 |





