








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,507 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3157 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3186 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3066 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2098 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,622 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1991 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Señor_Pravy | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | FØИIЦЦ | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | -mo0N | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | Kasiula♥ | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | Oski♥ | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kasiula♥ | 13 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | FØИIЦЦ | 7 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | PREZES ⼕ㄚ丂工闩长 | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | РÁÑ_ÐŽìζ | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | QtotQ | 4 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PREZES ⼕ㄚ丂工闩长 | 247 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | QtotQ | 110 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kasiula♥ | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sniper☠Jordan | 79 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | FØИIЦЦ | 72 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FØИIЦЦ | +5.44 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | Oski♥ | +4.90 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | NΞ︎0-NaF4nY) | +4.20 | 80 | 45 |
| #4 | M3RCY | +3.80 | 88 | 44 |
| #5 | PREZES ⼕ㄚ丂工闩长 | +2.99 | 71 | 59 |





