








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1845 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1810 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2695 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1400 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,287,016 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haki | 48% | 280 |
| #2 | Steph Carry | 42% | 33 |
| #3 | ImB4ked | 39% | 106 |
| #4 | lahluli peek | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haki | 48% | 280 |
| #2 | Steph Carry | 42% | 33 |
| #3 | ImB4ked | 39% | 106 |
| #4 | lahluli peek | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haki | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | ImB4ked | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Steph Carry | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | lahluli peek | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haki | 457 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | ImB4ked | 119 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Steph Carry | 117 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | lahluli peek | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steph Carry | +1.64 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | Haki | +0.61 | 57 | 56 |
| #3 | Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz | +0.10 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | lahluli peek | -0.34 | 58 | 49 |
| #5 | ImB4ked | -2.64 | 62 | 48 |





