








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4445 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4996 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6099 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3305 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,066,368 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistisk | 46% | 383 |
| #2 | Chicken Curry | 46% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistisk | 46% | 383 |
| #2 | Chicken Curry | 46% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistisk | 36 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Chicken Curry | 10 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistisk | 501 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #2 | Chicken Curry | 117 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken Curry | +5.24 | 72 | 42 |
| #2 | Autistisk | +3.47 | 71 | 47 |
| #3 | Guds flashbang | -3.57 | 28 | 55 |





