








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1015 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4347 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4781 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5567 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5407 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,131,440 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabsa | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | Kyr0P | 53% | 73 |
| #3 | Fazeri Maiustused Oy | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabsa | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | Kyr0P | 53% | 73 |
| #3 | Fazeri Maiustused Oy | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fazeri Maiustused Oy | 18 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Kyr0P | 17 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Rabsa | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabsa | 293 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Fazeri Maiustused Oy | 197 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kyr0P | 101 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyr0P | +3.24 | 75 | 40 |
| #2 | Fazeri Maiustused Oy | +1.16 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | mr ketamine | +0.71 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | Rabsa | -2.07 | 41 | 59 |





