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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 105 | 18% |
| Smokes | 231 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 83 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 167 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $338,795 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wil | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | ☠︎︎Jojeki☠ | 52% | 115 |
| #3 | Flasche173 | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | R1zu | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | BlackCrush | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠︎︎Jojeki☠ | 338 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | R1zu | 142 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Wil | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪Hero | 43 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lady HaHa | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Hero | +6.73 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | Wil | +3.95 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | R1zu | +3.38 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | BlackCrush | +1.73 | 48 | 34 |
| #5 | ☠︎︎Jojeki☠ | +1.59 | 36 | 67 |





