








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 529 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1186 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1526 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1996 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,622,795 of utility $297 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonimanden | 16 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Dytte | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | BjeRRe | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Beuchert | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | MrInvixy | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BjeRRe | 459 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Tonimanden | 359 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Beuchert | 210 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dytte | 200 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | MrInvixy | 100 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowth56 | +4.14 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | Áki | +3.66 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | BjeRRe | +3.29 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | Dytte | +1.60 | 57 | 60 |
| #5 | Beuchert | +1.28 | 77 | 57 |





