








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




163 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5825 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2725 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4899 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3276 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,155,234 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | convict | +3.99 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | bigman laxen brupbrup | +2.90 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | DEFAULT | +1.92 | 90 | 78 |
| #4 | ✟ | +1.83 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | car | +1.61 | 32 | 49 |





