








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,387 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1518 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1588 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 831 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1450 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,574 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | code zayan | 47% | 99 |
| #2 | Ye West | 40% | 89 |
| #3 | ColaBoxx | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | code zayan | 47% | 99 |
| #2 | Ye West | 40% | 89 |
| #3 | ColaBoxx | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | code zayan | 14 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Ye West | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ColaBoxx | 2 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | code zayan | 397 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ye West | 229 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | ColaBoxx | 22 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | code zayan | +2.32 | 66 | 76 |
| #2 | Ye West | +0.34 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | 𝖚𝖓𝖈 | -0.13 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | ColaBoxx | -3.04 | 30 | 64 |





