










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 157 | 37% |
| Smokes | 108 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 90 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 72 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,109 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stars | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | TMS | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Syrup | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | β°πππ πππβ° | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | homogeniseret Γ¦blejuice | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stars | +2.72 | 61 | 25 |
| #2 | β°πππ πππβ° | +1.87 | 46 | 49 |
| #3 | TMS | +1.16 | 15 | 48 |
| #4 | Kirk's Plan | +0.84 | 60 | 61 |
| #5 | homogeniseret Γ¦blejuice | +0.37 | 85 | 56 |





