








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 331 | 27% |
| Smokes | 293 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 210 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 381 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,777 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | h4tm@DeR | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | *ThE**VoJiCa**SRB* | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | sM- | 51% | 83 |
| #5 | Loc | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | LudiSrbin | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sM- | 13 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Loc | 3 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | *ThE**VoJiCa**SRB* | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sM- | 110 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | *ThE**VoJiCa**SRB* | 105 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | h4tm@DeR | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Loc | 22 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | LudiSrbin | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *ThE**VoJiCa**SRB* | +1.34 | 36 | 70 |
| #2 | Loc | +1.16 | 52 | 60 |
| #3 | LudiSrbin | +0.30 | 38 | 69 |
| #4 | Med0 | +0.22 | 50 | 32 |
| #5 | h4tm@DeR | -0.23 | 20 | 60 |





