








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4054 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3879 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2744 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,502 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | damntasia | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | deadstar | 58% | 48 |
| #3 | bnt | 57% | 93 |
| #4 | Enso | 56% | 266 |
| #5 | T the roof | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enso | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Hunterschaft | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Froeschi | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | diGGer | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | bnt | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enso | 674 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | bnt | 252 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | damntasia | 136 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #4 | T the roof | 126 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #5 | diGGer | 122 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1dlesniper | +1.87 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | T the roof | +1.58 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | damntasia | +1.51 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | -nisp- | +1.20 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | bnt | +1.00 | 77 | 61 |





