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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 490 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4558 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5101 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4708 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3854 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,394,896 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c | 51% | 318 |
| #2 | f | 48% | 265 |
| #3 | bel | 47% | 255 |
| #4 | m | 46% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c | 51% | 318 |
| #2 | f | 48% | 265 |
| #3 | bel | 47% | 255 |
| #4 | m | 46% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f | 53 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | c | 42 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | bel | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | m | 7 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f | 691 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | bel | 464 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | c | 362 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #4 | m | 148 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c | +1.46 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | Brodie | +1.38 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | bel | -0.87 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | f | -1.50 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | m | -1.95 | 54 | 43 |





