








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 893 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 936 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8843 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8207 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8974 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2150 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,684,098 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jarek | 57% | 95 |
| #2 | ʟօօȶ | 52% | 273 |
| #3 | ₵ⱧɆɆ₭Ⱬ | 52% | 199 |
| #4 | syre | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jarek | 57% | 95 |
| #2 | ʟօօȶ | 52% | 273 |
| #3 | ₵ⱧɆɆ₭Ⱬ | 52% | 199 |
| #4 | syre | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syre | 38 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | ʟօօȶ | 28 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | ₵ⱧɆɆ₭Ⱬ | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | jarek | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syre | 818 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | ʟօօȶ | 765 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | ₵ⱧɆɆ₭Ⱬ | 654 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | jarek | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jarek | +3.85 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | syre | +3.59 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | ʟօօȶ | +1.81 | 46 | 67 |
| #4 | ₵ⱧɆɆ₭Ⱬ | +1.72 | 46 | 60 |
| #5 | F3NTY | -1.06 | 50 | 50 |





