








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5064 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2715 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3573 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2565 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,273 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 508 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sane | 54% | 129 |
| #2 | Sane | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Sane | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | KassuK | 50% | 172 |
| #5 | Norppa | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sane | 50 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | KassuK | 25 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Sane | 19 | 0.0270 |
| #4 | Sane | 14 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | veijo | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sane | 436 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | veijo | 382 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | KassuK | 190 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sane | 173 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Sane | 152 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sane | +10.57 | 94 | 56 |
| #2 | Sane | +8.75 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | Sane | +8.74 | 88 | 64 |
| #4 | Norppa | +0.39 | 20 | 62 |
| #5 | veijo | -0.11 | 52 | 69 |





