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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25 | 8% |
| Smokes | 42 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 99 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 134 | 45% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,102 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheW0lfie | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypodylanc | 59 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Hypodylanc | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Whir | 16 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | TheW0lfie | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Tabforms | 12 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypodylanc | +4.63 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Hypodylanc | +0.61 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | TheW0lfie | +0.56 | 67 | 38 |
| #4 | Tabforms | -1.02 | 39 | 50 |
| #5 | Whir | -1.11 | 45 | 65 |





