








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 938 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1724 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1799 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1544 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,754 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zones | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | SoliD | 57% | 127 |
| #3 | Don Putte | 55% | 113 |
| #4 | tepsi | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zones | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | SoliD | 57% | 127 |
| #3 | Don Putte | 55% | 113 |
| #4 | tepsi | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoliD | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Don Putte | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | zones | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoliD | 363 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Don Putte | 304 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | zones | 61 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | tepsi | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoliD | +3.00 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Jim Lahey | +0.13 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | tepsi | +0.05 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | zones | -0.33 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | Don Putte | -1.32 | 73 | 69 |





