








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 763 | 40% |
| Smokes | 448 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 487 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 222 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,908 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βοΈ Wushu_TV | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Alpha | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | 2oldtogame | 85% | 13 |
| #4 | πππΈπ½ππΈπ°π | 35% | 54 |
| #5 | Taho | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | πππΈπ½ππΈπ°π | 35% | 54 |
| #5 | Taho | 33% | 9 |
| #6 | Toastzu | 20% | 15 |
| #7 | ππ±πππππ | 18% | 11 |
| #8 | docc666 | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππΈπ½ππΈπ°π | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | 2oldtogame | 1 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | βοΈ Wushu_TV | 1 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Alpha | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππΈπ½ππΈπ°π | 96 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | 2oldtogame | 63 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | docc666 | 39 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | βοΈ Wushu_TV | 26 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | Toastzu | 25 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | docc666 | +7.57 | 98 | 57 |
| #2 | Alpha | +2.19 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | βοΈ Wushu_TV | -0.30 | 46 | 84 |
| #4 | woof woof | -0.31 | 87 | 45 |
| #5 | πππΈπ½ππΈπ°π | -0.74 | 69 | 56 |





