








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1996 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1499 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 952 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1288 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $599,456 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lexyy | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | ☯ TIGER ☯ | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | ✪ Cammy | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | ◆LuCkY◆ | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | ✪ Mr. TN ✪ | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◆LuCkY◆ | 128 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪ Mr. TN ✪ | 103 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ Cammy | 63 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | LuCkY v 2.0 | 49 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | lexyy | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mr. TN ✪ | +4.11 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | ◆LuCkY◆ | +3.22 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | LuCkY v 2.0 | +2.68 | 74 | 72 |
| #4 | X-Treme | +2.15 | 82 | 62 |
| #5 | ✪ Cammy | +0.04 | 50 | 65 |





