








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1910 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2206 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1510 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 801 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $337,242 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i have no enemies | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Oheku | 53% | 77 |
| #3 | Bogdan | 48% | 223 |
| #4 | trombabomba | 40% | 55 |
| #5 | Penetratoor | 38% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogdan | 479 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Oheku | 119 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | i have no enemies | 101 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #4 | trombabomba | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Penetratoor | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogdan | +6.42 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | i have no enemies | +2.10 | 59 | 44 |
| #3 | trombabomba | +0.91 | 79 | 33 |
| #4 | dzanieel | -1.54 | 54 | 40 |
| #5 | Monster | -1.62 | 29 | 23 |





