








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10149 | 44% |
| Smokes | 3497 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3512 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5994 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,054,804 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 | 23 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | choppa | 19 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | M1M1M1M1M1M1M1M1M1M1 | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Kyoka Suigetsu | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Niso | 8 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1M1M1M1M1M1M1M1M1M1 | 887 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #2 | choppa | 690 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #3 | 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 | 534 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | PROFESSORRR | 310 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kyoka Suigetsu | 253 | 0.15 | 4 min |





