








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2719 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1989 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1203 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 370 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $654,859 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Putin | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | StØrm | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | LegendofBeemo | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Saber | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | George Floyd Wit No Brim | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | monke | 42% | 43 |
| #9 | Gati | 38% | 26 |
| #10 | Rob Boss | 38% | 29 |
| #11 | 5hallow | 35% | 17 |
| #12 | GEORGEDROID | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | George Floyd Wit No Brim | 15 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | monke | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | StØrm | 7 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Sommer Ray | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Gati | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sommer Ray | 105 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | George Floyd Wit No Brim | 83 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Saber | 66 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gati | 63 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | StØrm | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | George Floyd Wit No Brim | +5.04 | 73 | 42 |
| #2 | Putin | +4.58 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | StØrm | +2.50 | 90 | 41 |
| #4 | mynemsad | +2.20 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | 5hallow | -0.91 | 65 | 45 |





