








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5712 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4830 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4163 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3824 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,151 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piklan | 42% | 129 |
| #2 | wilermarcelao | 41% | 34 |
| #3 | Kubuebeinho | 34% | 32 |
| #4 | 8aw1k | 34% | 65 |
| #5 | goracydelfin | 33% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | wilermarcelao | 41% | 34 |
| #3 | Kubuebeinho | 34% | 32 |
| #4 | 8aw1k | 34% | 65 |
| #5 | goracydelfin | 33% | 87 |
| #6 | epikurczak1 | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goracydelfin | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Kubuebeinho | 6 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Piklan | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | epikurczak1 | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | 8aw1k | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piklan | 287 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kubuebeinho | 96 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | wilermarcelao | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | goracydelfin | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | 8aw1k | 29 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larm | +1.57 | 63 | 60 |
| #2 | wilermarcelao | +0.74 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | Piklan | -0.73 | 45 | 44 |
| #4 | epikurczak1 | -0.93 | 25 | 24 |
| #5 | Kubuebeinho | -1.86 | 62 | 56 |





