








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2088 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1665 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2053 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1961 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,188 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MitchSirco | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | InfiniteFox | 49% | 139 |
| #3 | dn1s' | 47% | 116 |
| #4 | Tjorik | 45% | 139 |
| #5 | nexo' | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MitchSirco | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | InfiniteFox | 49% | 139 |
| #3 | dn1s' | 47% | 116 |
| #4 | Tjorik | 45% | 139 |
| #5 | nexo' | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dn1s' | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | InfiniteFox | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | nexo' | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Tjorik | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tjorik | 414 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | InfiniteFox | 285 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | dn1s' | 253 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | nexo' | 22 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | MitchSirco | 20 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexo' | +2.89 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | InfiniteFox | +1.58 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | Ka1seR ツ | +0.77 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | Tjorik | -1.02 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | MitchSirco | -1.14 | 41 | 48 |





