








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
53 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 78 | 33% |
| Smokes | 52 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 66 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 44 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $47,050 of utility $289 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PWNyay | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | shrobby | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | TheTrustFundGamer | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | bricky | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PWNyay | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | shrobby | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | TheTrustFundGamer | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | bricky | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shrobby | 3 | 0.0309 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shrobby | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | bricky | 4 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #3 | TheTrustFundGamer | 2 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | PWNyay | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shrobby | +3.16 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | TheTrustFundGamer | +1.39 | 93 | 53 |
| #3 | sacopapi | +0.25 | 89 | 58 |
| #4 | PWNyay | -3.11 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | bricky | -3.55 | 82 | 15 |





