








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 762 | 29% |
| Smokes | 673 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 645 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 517 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $107,369 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -monkeY | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Rev0 BACK Bitches !!! | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | 圣徒 Rippin | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -monkeY | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Rev0 BACK Bitches !!! | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | 圣徒 Rippin | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 圣徒 Rippin | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Rev0 BACK Bitches !!! | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 圣徒 Rippin | 49 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rev0 BACK Bitches !!! | 19 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | -monkeY | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev0 BACK Bitches !!! | +1.53 | 93 | 49 |
| #2 | Enix-Like#26 | +0.21 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | 圣徒 Rippin | -0.22 | 86 | 59 |
| #4 | -monkeY | -0.45 | 84 | 52 |





