








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Wingman | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 402 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1719 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1139 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2984 | 48% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,867,203 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zdendakk (YPU!) | 47% | 592 |
| #2 | Zase Majkl (YPU!) | 47% | 47 |
| #3 | Zeber Skin a utekaj | 45% | 86 |
| #4 | prince Mathias | 43% | 343 |
| #5 | fleryyy8888 | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zdendakk (YPU!) | 634 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #2 | prince Mathias | 626 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | Zeber Skin a utekaj | 162 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | fleryyy8888 | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zase Majkl (YPU!) | 49 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeber Skin a utekaj | +6.00 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Zdendakk (YPU!) | +2.34 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | fleryyy8888 | +0.88 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | Zase Majkl (YPU!) | +0.12 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | Šmoulinka | -1.97 | 49 | 17 |





