








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4120 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3485 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2847 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2219 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $473,115 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaaaaZaaaa A+ | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | dRACULA | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | czydennn | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Krlit✪ /A+ | 58% | 59 |
| #5 | Rainiier0o | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✪ idemO | 48% | 42 |
| #8 | byJeanStylez | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | zawdiing | 38% | 29 |
| #10 | Qvik3 | 33% | 21 |
| #11 | Juggyzx | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krlit✪ /A+ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | czydennn | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | dRACULA | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ✪ idemO | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | zawdiing | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krlit✪ /A+ | 164 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | ✪ idemO | 148 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | czydennn | 114 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | dRACULA | 100 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Qvik3 | 100 | 0.20 | 3 min |





