








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 586 | 22% |
| Smokes | 540 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 661 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,634 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kittubk 🌸 | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | CHRIISMISTy | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | viktorhun | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | UccU | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | Andika | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Herozin | 38% | 8 |
| #11 | El Emerico | 36% | 11 |
| #12 | Lop1 | 33% | 6 |
| #13 | Chrøns | 29% | 7 |
| #14 | G.R. | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UccU | +3.09 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | CHRIISMISTy | +2.82 | 63 | 70 |
| #3 | Alph4 | +2.69 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | NLE_Dominik060923 | +1.39 | 66 | 46 |
| #5 | El Emerico | +0.44 | 84 | 62 |





