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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 959 | 30% |
| Smokes | 919 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 639 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 650 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,510 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Warcraft | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Bark for me | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | percules | 51% | 238 |
| #4 | Lookin | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Warcraft | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Bark for me | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | percules | 51% | 238 |
| #4 | Lookin | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | percules | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Lookin | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Bark for me | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | percules | 199 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lookin | 35 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Bark for me | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | John Warcraft | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | percules | +3.61 | 70 | 38 |
| #2 | Lookin | +1.88 | 15 | 37 |
| #3 | Bark for me | +1.59 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | John Warcraft | -0.63 | 18 | 36 |
| #5 | Dexter Morgan | -2.02 | 19 | 43 |





