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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1154 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1060 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1505 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1418 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,277,335 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Lewandowsk1 | 50% | 165 |
| #6 | BLITZ | 49% | 41 |
| #7 | β Notorious β β’ | 46% | 127 |
| #8 | StYr1Sh | 45% | 196 |
| #9 | Xcite | 40% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thanoos | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | STARLORD | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | StYr1Sh | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Lewandowsk1 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Xcite | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thanoos | 251 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lewandowsk1 | 245 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | β Notorious β β’ | 148 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | StYr1Sh | 144 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Xcite | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangur | +2.25 | 75 | 45 |
| #2 | β Notorious β β’ | +2.05 | 59 | 52 |
| #3 | BLITZ | +0.82 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | Lewandowsk1 | +0.38 | 51 | 61 |
| #5 | STARLORD | +0.12 | 65 | 37 |





