








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 831 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2995 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4595 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5912 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4535 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,413,430 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew W. Katarina | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | EMPEROR | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | Weezz | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | Gabin | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | Yatsuu | 46% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EMPEROR | 240 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Weezz | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Yatsuu | 100 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | hYdrys | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lito | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yatsuu | +4.50 | 78 | 37 |
| #2 | Andrew W. Katarina | +3.48 | 69 | 41 |
| #3 | hYdrys | +2.35 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | EMPEROR | +1.09 | 41 | 54 |
| #5 | Gabin | +0.07 | 52 | 59 |





