








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1792 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2024 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1054 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1329 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,469,325 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 932 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yuzu1g | 19 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | LatentQuirks | 16 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | bebsterfails | 12 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Tate | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | small circles | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bebsterfails | 132 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | TheAM10 | 106 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tate | 102 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | LatentQuirks | 73 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | small circles | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killstream88 | +3.47 | 62 | 50 |
| #2 | ShadeFinn | +3.26 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | cutthroat | +2.69 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | Mrrrow!~ | +2.23 | 81 | 52 |
| #5 | Tate | +1.17 | 57 | 52 |





