








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1917 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1102 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1917 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1346 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $555,301 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Tsunami | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Kemikali Ali | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Bambolance | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | ツ 𝐸𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓃 ツ | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | An4lsex | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Tsunami | +2.78 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | An4lsex | +1.52 | 41 | 66 |
| #3 | Kemikali Ali | +0.11 | 27 | 50 |
| #4 | DEN SYGE GYNÆKOLOG | +0.04 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | Bambolance | -1.03 | 38 | 57 |





