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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 280 | 29% |
| Smokes | 240 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 143 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 306 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,821 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xKaff | 108 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | młody talent | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | thisu | 35 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | my aug float is #66 in the world | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Me1ster0 | 22 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P.Diddy | +2.92 | 89 | 41 |
| #2 | Kacp3r | +2.19 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | my aug float is #66 in the world | +0.85 | 86 | 55 |
| #4 | Kerm1t2k | +0.12 | 77 | 74 |
| #5 | młody talent | +0.09 | 84 | 28 |





