








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1080 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 405 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,879 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4618 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2595 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4603 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5063 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,569,322 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob Tschigerillo Erzfeind | 49% | 49 |
| #2 | Karbonat Erol | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | Jostrq | 45% | 482 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob Tschigerillo Erzfeind | 49% | 49 |
| #2 | Karbonat Erol | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | Jostrq | 45% | 482 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jostrq | 71 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Bob Tschigerillo Erzfeind | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Karbonat Erol | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jostrq | 653 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Bob Tschigerillo Erzfeind | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Karbonat Erol | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jostrq | +0.81 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | Larmin Aschet | +0.18 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Bob Tschigerillo Erzfeind | -1.90 | 41 | 61 |
| #4 | Karbonat Erol | -2.15 | 50 | 18 |





