








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 809 matches | ||
| Wingman | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




150 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5014 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7095 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7822 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3325 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,496,822 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalexi | 60% | 86 |
| #2 | YÖN TIMO | 55% | 168 |
| #3 | ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ ДЕНЬ | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalexi | 60% | 86 |
| #2 | YÖN TIMO | 55% | 168 |
| #3 | ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ ДЕНЬ | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YÖN TIMO | 34 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | kalexi | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ ДЕНЬ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YÖN TIMO | 489 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ ДЕНЬ | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | kalexi | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalexi | +1.22 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | jK | +0.92 | 64 | 43 |
| #3 | YÖN TIMO | +0.20 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ ДЕНЬ | -0.33 | 58 | 61 |





