








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 472 matches | ||
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 201 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




181 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8997 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7231 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9614 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9296 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,355,571 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3099 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dokruk | 53% | 256 |
| #2 | Titanic25 | 52% | 288 |
| #3 | Orange Eagle | 48% | 151 |
| #4 | The Goose | 46% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dokruk | 53% | 256 |
| #2 | Titanic25 | 52% | 288 |
| #3 | Orange Eagle | 48% | 151 |
| #4 | The Goose | 46% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Titanic25 | 44 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | The Goose | 34 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Dokruk | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Orange Eagle | 10 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dokruk | 278 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | Titanic25 | 240 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Orange Eagle | 120 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | The Goose | 115 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dokruk | +2.97 | 76 | 49 |
| #2 | dasleb | +1.81 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | Titanic25 | -2.28 | 19 | 30 |
| #4 | The Goose | -2.75 | 42 | 43 |
| #5 | Orange Eagle | -3.45 | 36 | 31 |





