








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1908 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1851 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2506 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1911 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $989,228 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jake | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Sauli | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | -pQ | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | MaRcE | 51% | 184 |
| #5 | ¤Koura¤ | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ¤Koura¤ | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | V-Lane | 48% | 126 |
| #7 | kurkkuriku | 44% | 64 |
| #8 | JopeZ | 43% | 21 |
| #9 | Bofa | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -pQ | 35 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | MaRcE | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | V-Lane | 15 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Sauli | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Jake | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaRcE | 775 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #2 | -pQ | 435 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | V-Lane | 323 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | kurkkuriku | 149 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | ¤Koura¤ | 102 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jake | +4.62 | 60 | 71 |
| #2 | -pQ | +4.36 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | JopeZ | +3.70 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | Sauli | +2.79 | 82 | 30 |
| #5 | ¤Koura¤ | +1.43 | 67 | 66 |





