








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2531 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2482 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2548 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2521 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,275 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tebo | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | Jano23 | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | Sokarho | 50% | 193 |
| #4 | DrFrodorick | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | hardest | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sokarho | +2.75 | 72 | 49 |
| #2 | General DjDucys | +1.38 | 49 | 55 |
| #3 | hardest | +1.20 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | Jano23 | +1.19 | 68 | 50 |
| #5 | DrFrodorick | +0.44 | 55 | 70 |





