








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4160 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2235 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3886 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3234 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,175,314 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leh1toS | 63% | 56 |
| #2 | GYLLENEKARPEN | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | GustasNoob123 | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leh1toS | 63% | 56 |
| #2 | GYLLENEKARPEN | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | GustasNoob123 | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GustasNoob123 | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | GYLLENEKARPEN | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Leh1toS | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leh1toS | 207 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | GYLLENEKARPEN | 154 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | GustasNoob123 | 83 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leh1toS | +2.44 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | GustasNoob123 | +1.35 | 87 | 30 |
| #3 | GoaTZ1LLa | +1.01 | 80 | 55 |
| #4 | GYLLENEKARPEN | -0.88 | 49 | 47 |





