








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1768 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 423 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1017 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1167 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1658 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2153 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $429,967 of utility $13 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 957 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 我不懂中文 | 63% | 100 |
| #2 | sasukini | 59% | 535 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 我不懂中文 | 63% | 100 |
| #2 | sasukini | 59% | 535 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sasukini | 38 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | 我不懂中文 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 我不懂中文 | 499 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | sasukini | 291 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kwijibo2 | +2.23 | 80 | 17 |
| #2 | 我不懂中文 | +1.42 | 56 | 61 |
| #3 | sasukini | +1.27 | 74 | 20 |





