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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1222 | 19% |
| Smokes | 685 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 2401 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2227 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $796,924 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roxxxita | 44% | 108 |
| #2 | Bl4cky #skinape | 43% | 63 |
| #3 | Pelicaro Rabelsor #skinape | 42% | 189 |
| #4 | thepelea | 39% | 90 |
| #5 | ELXIIXO | 36% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pelicaro Rabelsor #skinape | 17 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | roxxxita | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | ELXIIXO | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | thepelea | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Bl4cky #skinape | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pelicaro Rabelsor #skinape | 365 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | ELXIIXO | 344 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | roxxxita | 198 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | thepelea | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bl4cky #skinape | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |





