








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




245 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12389 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8499 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9088 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7404 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,538,844 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocean views roaky | 51% | 283 |
| #2 | Bit Puthy | 45% | 923 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocean views roaky | 51% | 283 |
| #2 | Bit Puthy | 45% | 923 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bit Puthy | 187 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | ocean views roaky | 11 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bit Puthy | 2077 | 0.12 | 54 min |
| #2 | ocean views roaky | 545 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xHoat | +2.12 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | ocean views roaky | +1.01 | 59 | 60 |
| #3 | Bit Puthy | -1.95 | 54 | 54 |





