








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2161 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2091 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3499 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1963 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2722 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,323,679 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxZe | 55% | 80 |
| #2 | Robertlechauve | 54% | 140 |
| #3 | Rayleur | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | Athos. | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxZe | 55% | 80 |
| #2 | Robertlechauve | 54% | 140 |
| #3 | Rayleur | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | Athos. | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxZe | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Robertlechauve | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Rayleur | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Athos. | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robertlechauve | 464 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | MaxZe | 159 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Athos. | 129 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rayleur | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Athos. | +1.81 | 57 | 56 |
| #2 | Robertlechauve | +1.14 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | Rayleur | +0.51 | 67 | 45 |
| #4 | MaxZe | +0.15 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | Bistookette | -0.08 | 65 | 54 |





