








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2927 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1532 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




312 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 62,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11113 | 18% |
| Smokes | 16537 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 19124 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 15251 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,716,399 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9742 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rugsi | 50% | 224 |
| #2 | Wheel Snipe Celly | 49% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rugsi | 50% | 224 |
| #2 | Wheel Snipe Celly | 49% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wheel Snipe Celly | 48 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Rugsi | 19 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rugsi | 535 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Wheel Snipe Celly | 531 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MacDaddy | +0.91 | 54 | 64 |
| #2 | Rugsi | -0.18 | 58 | 59 |
| #3 | Wheel Snipe Celly | -3.56 | 20 | 42 |





